" if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball...rebounding is optional.
Article 34: Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil's Three-way.
Article 23: When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.
It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason..not even that reason.
" a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he's the only one who should be baiting.
Article 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Article 15: A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
Article 16: A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year Article 17: A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming Article 18: If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after canvassing the group Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister.